Ya Betta Believe It.com

THE OFFICIAL WEBSITE OF THE YA BETTA BELIEVE IT MOVEMENT

The 'ya betta believe it movement' was established in 2007 in honor of Adnan and his outlandish personality. . . Whether you know him as Sharky or Nak or The Blayboy or Adnan or Dad or Amu or simply as one of the funniest people you will ever meet, the fact cannot be denied, if it weren't for Nak, we wouldn't have shit to do every time we want to go smoke hookah.

The Arab George Washington

HERE IS THE INFAMOUS LIST IN ITS EDITED ENTIRETY
(SOME WERE JUST TOO INAPPROPRIATE TO POST ON THE INTERNET)

"7 different plant they grow in one"
"90% oganic, 100% fresh"
"A buttafly she bit me"
"A taste of the Middle East in the heart of San Francisco"
"Again, again, again, again. . . When you wanna stop?"
"All of 'em they crook"
"All the black guys they used to say 'Don’t go to Ed store, he a undercover cop'"
"All the famous singer and actor he come to my restaruant"
"Already is too late, it’s already fucked up”
"Awh awh, awh awh i smell something funny. Who smokin' something funny?"
"Beautiful"
"Because you have too much, I give you too much"
"Because you so damn cheap. . ."
"Bride, good moning”
"Bye bye Chalie”
"Cash or foodstamp?"
"Creep old man"
"Cut the bullshit"
"Cut your bullshit"
"Damn white people”
"Din give me this bullshit"
"Do right and threw it in the ocean"
"Dodge is made it in Japan, is not American car"
"Don't be bushy"
"Don't fuck lie"
"Don't give me this baloney stuff"
"Eight o'clock, let's go, eight o'clock, betta hurry up"
"Everyone have his own testiny"
"Falafel is the poor peoble shish kabab"
"Fuck not"
"Fuck ya bitch”
"Fuck you Dre!"
"Get the blunger"
"Get the fuck out"
"Go to Lazari. . . tell the Chinese lady - NO, i din wanna talk to you, I wanna talk to the Mexican guy"
"He a vegitable"
"He charge me 2 dollars to use the microwave"
"He cheat me"
"He go backhome. . ."
"He have a heart attack and he die"
"He have two faces"
"He stealin' from me"
"He think he a big shot. . . He a big shit"
"He's steal money from me"
"He's the most famous actor for Egypt, he's my friend, I stay in his house"
"Hey spoilie"
"Hey, hey bitch, hey whore, motherfucker"
"His stomach is like bell-loon"
"Huh, you wanna cry? Sissybabyfaggot"
"I am the first one with hookah in State of California, the second in the unide state"
"I bargain at Macys”
"I but some Almer Glue in the wallbaber to make it stuck betta"
"I clean my ass with money"
"I din dirty my hand with this asshole"
"I din give a fuck no more"
"I din have to call her; she supposed to call me"
"I din have to tell you where I am"
"I din know the owner, but I know the owner Brad Johnson"
"I din pick my nose. . . I have a bimble"
"I din share 3 things- my hookah, my car, and my woman"
"I don’t deal with that guy no more"
"I don’t eat that damn dry bird” (Thanksgiving)
"I don't care how much money you have or how educade you are. . ."
"I drink Bebsi, I din drink Coke"
"I goin' to Egypt to buy a villa"
"I got it from Tiawanna"
"I grow my own with seed from backhome"
"I had it (I've had it)"
"I have another line. Let me call u back"
"I have business to take care of"
"I have time more than money"
"I have to go to LA to get some stuff"
"I have to go to the storage to get the stuff"
"I have to say hi to Bush"
"I have to turn on the rize"
"I have to unload the stuff"
"I have to visit the whitehouse"
"I just knock you mouth and then you be listen”
"I just knock you mouth then maybe you learn your lesson"
"I just sell everything and go to Egypt, I live like a king and I buy a villa"
"I kick him out from my place"
"I let you forget your name"
"I let you to learn your lesson"
"I make you eat the shoes"
"I never like him, I never like that guy"
"I never use a roller, I always use a brush"
"I never use credit card, I always use cash"
"I never use you guys again; you charge me too much last time”
"I open one at Blackhawk"
"I paint that house in 1983, you see it still look like it been painted last week, you how good work I do?"
"I pick him up from the BART"
"I says. . ."
"I seen him. . ."
"I seen your picture in the Mexican borda"
"I sell it, I din never drink it"
"I sit on the beach like a king in Rozarita with my hookah. . . You know where they make the Titanic"
"I slept in a garage in Harlem with $1,500 in my necktie"
"I sue you (see you) later"
"I sweara god"
"I tell her don’t send them that damn catholic school, she din listen"
"I tell you 1 time, 2 time, 10 time, I din have to tell you a hundred time. . ."
"I told you come down, you don’t wanna come down, fine don’t come down”
"I wanna let you learn your lesson"
"If it wasn't for me you be living on 6th Street"
"If someone step in your foot, you step in their mouth”
"If you afraid of the fire must be you afraid of a woman”
"If you come down, I sweara god, I call the cop"
"If you din know nothing, din say nothing"
"Im a terrorist, either Afghani or Balestinian, choose what you like"
"I'm from a name without a place"
"I'm not a biece of shit"
"In twenny years, I never seen this. . ."
"Is a highway patrol behind me. . ."
"Is a vestment"
"Is fucked up”
"Is like you eat chuck roast or filet mignon"
"Is like you kiss a beautiful woman or a ugly woman"
"Is mo betta"
"Is not of your damn business"
"Is not really right"
"Is our culture, we have to teach the people our culture"
"Is so comfatable you sit down you wanna sleeb"
"Is the best tea you ever wanna drink in your life”
"It cost me nothing to be nice, it cost me a lot to be nasty"
"It give you a hersh in the throat"
"Just get the fuck out"
"Just put your ass and come down now"
"Just wait, I wanna take care of you"
"Just wait, just wait, just wait"
"Keep the change"
"Khalil, what's your email address for the combuter"
"Like you never seen food"
"Listen fucker, listen fucker, I wanna tell you something motherfucker, listen"
"Look, look, look, look, look. . .”
"Madda fact (As a matter of fact). . ."
"Money din make you nothng"
"Mountian and mountain never meet. Human been meet forever"
"Move bitch. . ."
"My dream to come to the unide state and open a restaurant"
"My hand is numb, I have copple tunnel"
"My name is not 'hay'"
"My shadow is hangin' behind the door"
"My visa was for Panama and Guatemala"
"My word of honor, I cannot sell this tea to no anybody. Many ice tea company they offer me millions, but no, is my word of honor"
"Next time I charge ya double"
"No credit cards after 10, already I close patch"
"No drugs, no alcohol, make you relax without a buzz"
"No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no (said very fast)”
"No, you cannot put milk with this tea"
"Nothing pre-made, no microwave"
"Oh? You wanna go to the microwave place?"
"Park there. . . is a bark"
"Ragheb Alame he come to my restaurant and he eat my mensef, he say is betta than when he eat it in Jordan"
"Sally she clean my tooth in San Diago"
"Sedda. . . (instead of)"
"She build a house with the money she hide from me"
"She spoil you basters (bastards) . . . she spoil you”
"Slow down, nobody followin’ you with a stick”
"Sooz me (Excuse me). . ."
"Summina bitch. . ."
"Sunama gun. . ."
"Super clean, you don't even know how to wipe your ass"
"Take the wata for Johnny"
"Tell him I pay him next time"
"Tell him you know me"
"Thank you very much, Daniel he quit"
"That guy . . . he a multi multi multi millionaire”
"The bathroom? Next door the neighbor"
"The biggest mistake in my life, I come to this damn country, I married your mother"
"The Irish they our cousin, they British they give us all our problem too"
"The nice way don’t work with you basters"
"The only flavor I smoke is the new one, blayboy, I name it after myself"
"The smart way to buy, not to sell"
"The truth start comin out"
"The worker- I din know his name, I just call him 'migo' (amigo)"
"They all bum anyway"
"They all goddamn crook”
"They always comblain"
"They been after me for 1 year to open this place"
"They call me Sharky"
"They call me the blayboy with the international bassbort"
"They get nuts out of it"
"They predjudice to me"
"They put me in the travel channel"
"They too damn cheap"
"They too pisty"
"This one hash, that one opium"
"Three things I din do- I din drink, I din gamble, I din do drug. Only one thing I do, you know I know"
"Tough luck!"
"Very soon I open my new place"
"Very soon the truth start comin out"
"Von, two. . ."
"We all goin the same hole"
"We all human bean"
"We got it. Is comin', we got it"
"We have afresh asqueeze pomagranet and mango juice"
"We the one who paint the air synthetic"
"Well . . . ashley (actually)"
"What do you think, I'm sitting in the bank?"
"What she done to you?"
"Whateva, whateva..."
"What's goin' on?"
"When you feed, feed to fill, when you hit, hit to hurt”
"When you wanna answer your fuckin' phone?"
"When you wanna be change?"
"Who I work for?"
"Wundaful"
"Ya betta ask your mother, she have money"
"Ya betta believe it"
"Ya make me fuckin sick”
"Ya welcome"
"Yeah laugh . . . laugh . . . laugh like a bitch”
"Yeah sure"
"Yeah yeah yeah, ok”
"Yeah, he my customer”
"Yeah, he’s my cuzin, my cuzin. He's my cuzin”
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, ok. . ."
"Yeah, you know the guy he used to come to the store, you know the kina fat, skinny, young, old baldi guy with long hair.”
"You a damn liar"
"You a fool"
"You a fucker, you know that?"
"You basters fight like animals"
"You basters wanna tell me how to run my life?"
"You can smoke anything you want in the hookah for free only two days a year, February 30th and 31st"
"You cover the shit with ice, later on the ice she melt but the shit she still be there"
"You damn liar”
"You din have no damn respect"
"You din know shit"
"You din like it? The door she fit the camel"
"You din listen to nothing”
"You from the street?"
"You fulla shit”
"You get stung once you never go back”
"You go to the Buffalo house?"
"You have chicken lips? You have chicken milk? How bout sky juice?"
"You have to change your addatude"
"You have to have a patient (patience)"
"You know where they get Black Mountain Spring Water?, is from Patrero Hill"
"You look in my ass you see my teeth"
"You make me fuckin' sick"
"You need a car? Okay, go down to Enaprize, ask for the short guy his name is Mike, tell him you my son, he take care of you"
"You never be change"
"You never change"
"You never learn"
"You only come down when you want something"
"You remember big nose Anthony and fatso Larry?"
"You spoil rotten"
"You think I wanna work another 20 years for some damn woman"
"You think I'm born yesterday?"
"You think I'm stubid?"
"You think you rich; I wear your house on my wrist"
"You treat me right, I treat you betta"
"You want foul? Because you a fool. You want foul or you a fool?"
"You want some German Chocolate Cake?"
"You want the cheap stuff? Or you want the Sharky hookah, the Sharky is the best one"
"You want to tell me how to run my business? You come from my balls motherfucker"
"You'll live. . ."
"Your goddamn grandfather he charge me 20 bercent interest”
"Your grandfather he so damn cheap"
"Your mother she let her to din call me"